Twas the day before Christmas at Grandma and Grandpa's house The four cousins together scared away every mouse. With excitement and energy that never seems to cease We all wished for a brief moment of peace. Uncle Brian, being so brave and so smart, Came up with a plan to take the kids and depart. McDonald's PlayLand would be a nice treat, He never imagined it would be such a feat. With all of the kids safely squished in the car, The events to unfold would be quite bizarre. They safely arrived and inside they all went, Hullabaloo over happy meal toys Brian couldn't prevent. An order was placed, to PlayLand they would go. Uncle Brian, once fast, began to feel slow. With coats and hats flying, and shoes off too, Ronald McDonald's playhouse turned into a zoo. With barely a sip of his coffee enjoyed, Uncle Brian soon heard words of something deployed. To the bathroom they rushed, a disaster to prevent, but in the Fruit of the Looms, Brian found a present. While cleaning and...